She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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