Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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