Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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