She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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