"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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