I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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