She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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