Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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