It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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