i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I just want to make out with him forever
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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