Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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