my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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