he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
My bed smells like the plague
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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