Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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