Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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