she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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