Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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