The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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