when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
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