What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Randomize
