You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
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