What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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