who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Ketchup is God's man juice
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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