Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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