Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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