Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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