Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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