We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
she peed on how many people?
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
