we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
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