True but thats because hes a fetus.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
whose ass print is on the piano?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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