your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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