if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
COCAINE IS GR8
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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