I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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