How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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