i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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