We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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