"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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