hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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