Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
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