is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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