I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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