We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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