I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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