She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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