If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
17 year olds will be the death of me.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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