I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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