Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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