It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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