There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
accomplished twins. life is a go
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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