Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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