It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
it was like eating out sand paper
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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