Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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