You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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